I’ve enjoyed listening to Earl Nightengale since I was a
little girl. Recently, I treated myself
to an hour of simply thinking about his book, “The Strangest Secret.” In it, he mentions the importance of setting
a goal and visualizing yourself achieving the goal. As I tried to imagine myself playing
Grandjanay’s Aria, Classic Style, on my harp to a sold out audience at Carnegie
Hall, a different and dreadful image came uninvited into my fantasy. As I stared at the apparition, I realized
that I had given a client some very bad advice.
Because I had failed to visualize him after he implemented my
recommendations, I may have led him into grave error.
My client is a dentist of Scottish descent. He called to ask about wearing a kilt to
work. As I used to be a professional
tartan weaver, he wanted my advice on the choice of tartan. He also wanted the names of a couple of
skilled kilt makers. I enjoyed talking
with him about tartans, kilts, and kilt makers.
It then occurred to me that I’d better remind him to get a sporran to go
with his kilt. For those of you who may
not be familiar with Highland dress, the sporran is the equivalent of the
Scottish warrior’s briefcase or back pack.
It is a pouch, often made of leather and fur with tassels. Depending on the ferocity of the wearer, it
may have daggers or a dead animal’s head attached. It hangs in the front and center of the kilt
from the Scotsman’s belt on a chain.
Historically, its purpose was to “protect that which needs
protecting.” A kilted man without his
sporran is like a football player without a helmet. It just isn’t done.
Although I had given my client excellent advice on the
wearing of Highland attire, I had failed to visualize him wearing a kilt at
work. Imagine that you are patiently
sitting in your dentist’s operatory. You
are wearing an uncomfortable paper napkin around your neck. You are staring at the drills and picks
that are about to be used to make holes in your teeth and gums. You’re also anxious about the price of the
visit and radiation exposure from the mandatory x-rays. There is just enough time for your anxiety to
max out before you hear the dentist coming into the room.
You think you know what to expect when you turn to greet
your doctor. A clean, starched white lab
coat will cover an equally clean white shirt and tie. Spit shined shoes will peek out from sharply
creased slacks that probably didn’t come from any warehouse. But today, because the dentist’s lawyer
failed to visualize your welcoming experience, you are about to get a disconcerting
surprise.
You turn toward the door, already smiling, to say “Hello”
to your dentist. But something is
wrong. He still has the white lab coat
and spotless shirt, but the trousers have been replaced with a brightly colored,
pleated skirt. Two boney knees protrude
from below the kilt. Below the knees, “flashers”
fly out from the knitted socks like small flags hanging half-mast from poles in
front of government offices. Instead of
the dentist’s shining wing- tipped shoes, you see shoes that could be worn by a
male dancer of some sort. But, to be
honest, the object that has seriously captured your attention is the furry
sporran hanging from the dentist’s belt.
If you’re like me, you may have entered the dentist’s
office with an anxiety level of 7 on a scale of one to ten. But now, facing a Highland warrior in a lab
coat wearing a dead animal head on his sporran, your anxiety level has jumped a
few hundred points. To make matters
worse, being a polite person, you remember the instructions your mother gave
you when you were a child captivated by the sight of an unusual person. You must “Stop staring!”
Imagining the impact of my client at work in full Highland
regalia, I remembered the last “casual Friday” we ever had at my office. I wore my favorite tee shirt. It warns, “Mess with Me and You Mess with the
Whole Trailer Park.” I was working on a
lease agreement when my secretary announced that there was a potential client
who wanted to see me. Tragically, the
lady’s son had been killed when an 18 wheeler crashed head-on into his car on
Interstate 40. She needed a lawyer. Although she did not have an appointment, I
wanted to see her.
Jeannie showed the lady into our conference room. I stood up to introduce myself, but after
taking one look at my tee shirt and scruffy jeans, she shook her head and said
she needed to think about hiring a lawyer.
I watched as the biggest case of the year walked hurriedly out of the
office. That “casual Friday” cost me
several hundred thousand dollars.
So, I agree with Mr. Nightengale. Visualization is a key step to success. I need to call my client about that kilt. That fur covered sporran is probably an OSHA
violation.